Saturday, July 22, 2006

Bad Poetry

One day when I was at the gym
I saw Paris Hilton's single on MTV
I nearly fell off the treadmill
Thinking,"this couldn't be!"
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"Even the Gods are crazy,
Even the stars are blind"
Whoever bought her album
must be out of their mind.
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If Paris can caveot, sing and pout,
I should be able to do some poetry-writing
But what to write : mountains, lakes, beaches?
I couldn't find anything inspiring
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After awhile I gave up,
But came up with this instead
It may leave a bad taste in your mouth,
A bloody awful piece of poetry, indeed.